I am a person like you, I have fears, I have insecurities, and yes the boogeyman keeps me up at night. I am a protector, a fighter. Bruice Lee says to fight without fighting. There is an art to de-escalation. There is a way to keep you and your belongings safe. Yeah anyone can slap on a new lock, but what makes it secure? What will deter the enemy from taking your world record sized stockpile of gummybears? Sassyness? I can one-up that and some, bring it on. Give me a challenge, I'll take it, tear it up, and use it to build a bonfire so large it keeps the evil spirits away.